hou tired lar

I just got back from school. Nothing special, just a lab midterm which was ridiculously hard, oh whatever….

So in my Ochem class, something very interesting happened, and I saw it with my own two eyes, well, semi-opened eyes. This guy, who was sitting across from me and four desks down, irritated this girl who was in front of him. The "confrontation" started when the guy began to randomly tear out papers from his notebook. Due to the noise, the girl in front of him looked behind her and told the guy, "Would you leave?" Since the guy was stupid and inconsiderate, he kept tearing his notebook, for no reason whatsoever.

Surprisingly, the stupid did stop, BUT he put his feet on the arm rests, both sides. ALAS! The girl in front of him became irritated again and she looked furious. He told the guy to take off his feet, but the stupid guy didn’t do it. You know what the girl did? She took her pen and stabbed, well not really, but stabbed-ish the foot of the guy. I GOT SO SCARED. The girl started to confront the stupid guy loudly, and said, "What do you want?" It was loud that the whole class looked at them, including the professor. Some students across the abused girl asked the stupid guy what the hell he was doing. Since he was stupid, he couldn’t defend himself. The dispute ended when the professor made a funny comment. I didn’t hear it though cause I was still kinda sleepy, but I just laughed to calm my heart down.

So… lesson learned? Well, STOP BEING A DUMBASS AND STUPID.

And after class, as I was walking down the hill, listening and grooving to Lady Gaga and her catchy, sexy songs, from Peterson Hall, I saw this guy who was walking and suddenly stopped. Why? Because he had to tie his shoelaces. Now I know what to say when people ask me why I always wear/buy slip-ons, I DON’T WANT TO STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD JUST TO TIE MY SHOELACES. Hehe, it’s a hassle, well for me it is.

Pretty interesting day, here are some of the highlights on Feb.04, 2009

The usual… classes, food, classes… But what’s funny (and embarassing) was during my chemistry lab class. I have this classmate and she’s in my table. As I was doing my experiment I had to ask her something because she was a step ahead of me. So I asked, "Tina, did you get crystals when you put in the alcohol?" She replied, "No, not on my first trial." DUN DUN DUN… She then asked, "What did you just call me?" I said, "Tina." OMG, EMBARASSING. Her name IS NOT Tina… So she said, "OMG, OK Don’t talk to me again." lOl, but she was kidding. She just told me that I should be nice to her from now on for calling her with a wrong name, I agreed.

But how did I come up with "Tina"? Since I forgot her name, I was waiting for something to happen so that I would know her name. When she was reading her lab notebook, I saw "TINA." Unfortunately, it wasn’t her name, probably just some word that has the letters T, I, N, and A. Damn it.  So then I was the laughing stock during class (just in my table :])

Oh, by the way, her name is Jessica. Like seriously, my classmates where like, "Where did you get Tina?" I WAS JUST CRACKING UP.

It’s Jessica, bitch… No, not that Jessica, but the name "Jessica". Oh man.
 

Then I went to my organic chemistry class. I tend to look around the room before class starts, so to my surprise, I saw this girl on Kane’s facebook page! Oh geez, I had this huge smile the whole time. People probably thought I was retarded or weird. But oh well, it was hilarious, and seriously random.

Another random thing? I saw Tuna’s ex-roommate working at Tapioca Express. I think Tuna will be glad to hear that I saw his roommate alive, well, and Korean.

End of classes. Went to Geisel. Saw Tiffany, Janice, Yen, and Thi. Wo0o0o study party! Then I went home. BUT, something bizarre happened, so when I was in the shuttle, I was just lost in space (like what always happens to me). I had my ipod on and then suddenly, I thought that I was in the Philippines. When I heard this guy speaking in English, I thought to myself, "Wow, so classy." BAM. WTH… that’s what I said to myself.

Ok Betty time.

MMIAF

 LMAO this websiteis so hilarious, it is about asian parents who are just being sooooo funny. Here are some of the best ones:

[Mom had written "DJ masta" on the notepad on the coffee table]

Me: Wtf, who is DJ Masta?
Mom: Ohhh, I was watching a cooking show this afternoon, and they said to use that on sandwiches.
Me: You mean… dijon mustard?

Me: Ma, I’m going to the beach to bodyboard.
Mom: What bitch you going to hah?
Me: Huntington, Ma.
Mom: Okay, you be careful. Don’t get bit by a shark, you don’t have health insurance.

Mom: Cha-lie-goo… I got your mail, it look important so I open.
Charles: Um okay, what is it?
Mom: It say gonorrhea… negative..
Charles: Umm mom?
Mom: Chlamydia… negative… HIV negative…
Charles: MOM! Stop reading that!
Mom: Syphilis… negative. Everything look okay.
Charles: Mom!
Mom: Cha-lie, be careful.

Mom: Have you talked to your brother lately? Is he ok?
Sister: I think so, I talked to him online the other day. He seems fine.
Mom: Oh really? He e-mailed me and said he’s chilling.
Sister: Uhh… yah, he’s “chilling” you know, relaxing?
Mom: Oh you mean he’s not sick? He’s not cold?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, SO FUNNY!

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