MMIAF

 LMAO this websiteis so hilarious, it is about asian parents who are just being sooooo funny. Here are some of the best ones:

[Mom had written "DJ masta" on the notepad on the coffee table]

Me: Wtf, who is DJ Masta?
Mom: Ohhh, I was watching a cooking show this afternoon, and they said to use that on sandwiches.
Me: You mean… dijon mustard?

Me: Ma, I’m going to the beach to bodyboard.
Mom: What bitch you going to hah?
Me: Huntington, Ma.
Mom: Okay, you be careful. Don’t get bit by a shark, you don’t have health insurance.

Mom: Cha-lie-goo… I got your mail, it look important so I open.
Charles: Um okay, what is it?
Mom: It say gonorrhea… negative..
Charles: Umm mom?
Mom: Chlamydia… negative… HIV negative…
Charles: MOM! Stop reading that!
Mom: Syphilis… negative. Everything look okay.
Charles: Mom!
Mom: Cha-lie, be careful.

Mom: Have you talked to your brother lately? Is he ok?
Sister: I think so, I talked to him online the other day. He seems fine.
Mom: Oh really? He e-mailed me and said he’s chilling.
Sister: Uhh… yah, he’s “chilling” you know, relaxing?
Mom: Oh you mean he’s not sick? He’s not cold?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, SO FUNNY!

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